Elon strolled in with gadgets galore,
"Let’s streamline this mess; I’ll even the score.
A neural net here, a rocket or two,
We’ll cut waste so fast, they won’t have a clue."

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Vivek appeared with charts in hand,
"Why do we need three agencies for sand?
Let’s privatize nonsense, slim down the fluff,
With one spreadsheet, I’ll fix this stuff!"

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Trump marched in, all energy and might,
"Big league changes—starting tonight!
No need for studies on shrimp at play,
We’ll save billions by Monday—hooray!"

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Together they worked, this unlikely crew,
Clearing the clutter and making it new.
With Elon’s tech, Vivek’s reform spree,
And Trump’s big plans—bureaucracy, flee!